guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Randomize
