If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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