what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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