My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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