do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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