In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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