that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I need water and some morals
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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