But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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