Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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