shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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