We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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