Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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