don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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