i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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