What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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