1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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