STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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