Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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