bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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