i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
they need to just BURY HIM!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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