69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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