Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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