Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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