love makes seman taste better
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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