yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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