Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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