I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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