he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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