Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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