I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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