i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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