chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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