Its about making memories worth repressing
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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