Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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