i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just cropdusted the office
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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