cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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