don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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