He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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