Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
