I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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