Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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