i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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