I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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