I hate your face
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
