on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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