i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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