Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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