If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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