As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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