i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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