well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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