Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
vagina is talking i cant
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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