Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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