So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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