i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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