Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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