tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
The adults are the big ones right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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