Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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