Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
